Fortune Quote #147

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again."

Fortune Quote #146

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers
Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.

Fortune Quote #145

"He who knows, tells it not. He who tells, knows it not."

Fortune Quote #144

"He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead."

Fortune Quote #143

Half of the people in the world are below average. Well, below median,
anyway.

Fortune Quote #142

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Fortune Quote #141

"Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other."

Fortune Quote #140

FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue . . .

Fortune Quote #139

"Every time history repeats itself the price goes up."

Fortune Quote #138

"Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."

Fortune Quote #137

Even a fool knows we can't reach the stars, but that doesn't stop the wise
man from trying.

Fortune Quote #136

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Fortune Quote #135

ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

Fortune Quote #134

E-mail returned to sender: insufficient voltage.

Fortune Quote #133

DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

Fortune Quote #132

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Fortune Quote #131

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Fortune Quote #130

DIPLOMAT: A person who can be disarming even when his country isn't.

Fortune Quote #129

Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.

Fortune Quote #128

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Fortune Quote #127

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN

Fortune Quote #126

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use
it.

Fortune Quote #125

Being superstitious brings bad luck.

Fortune Quote #124

BARIUM: what you do with dead chemists.

Fortune Quote #123

BREAKFAST.COM halted; Cereal port not responding.

Fortune Quote #122

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Fortune Quote #121

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find
at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the
computer.

Fortune Quote #120

As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love.

Fortune Quote #119

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Fortune Quote #118

Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

Fortune Quote #117

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: nobody enjoys it, and the frog
usually dies as a result.

Fortune Quote #116

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he
knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Fortune Quote #115

Among animals, it's eat or be eaten. Among people it's define or be
defined.

Fortune Quote #114

Amoebas *multiply* by *dividing*.

Daily Fortune #113

All of us could take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to
criticism.

Daily Fortune #112

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes
you wonder about history.