A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Fortune Quote #177
Sure God created man before woman... but then you always make a rough
draft before The Final Masterpiece.
draft before The Final Masterpiece.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Fortune Quote #176
Some doctors say that cheerful people resist disease better than grumpy
ones. The surly bird catches the germ.
ones. The surly bird catches the germ.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Fortune Quote #174
SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.
who doesn't get it.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Friday, January 25, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Fortune Quote #167
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of
us who do."
us who do."
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Friday, January 11, 2013
Fortune Quote #158
"Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been
looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."
looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Monday, January 7, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Fortune Quote #153
INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
you realize it was your money to start with.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Friday, January 4, 2013
Fortune Quote #151
If you cannot think of anything pleasant to do, think of something
disagreeable that you ought to do. A thousand distracting activities will
spring immediately to mind.
disagreeable that you ought to do. A thousand distracting activities will
spring immediately to mind.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Fortune Quote #149
"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep
me here."
me here."