A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Fortune Quote #178
"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Fortune Quote #177
Sure God created man before woman... but then you always make a rough
draft before The Final Masterpiece.
draft before The Final Masterpiece.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Fortune Quote #176
Some doctors say that cheerful people resist disease better than grumpy
ones. The surly bird catches the germ.
ones. The surly bird catches the germ.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Fortune Quote #175
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Fortune Quote #174
SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.
who doesn't get it.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Fortune Quote #173
"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."
Friday, January 25, 2013
Fortune Quote #172
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Fortune Quote #171
RADICAL: A person whose left hand *does* know what his other left hand is
doing.
doing.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Fortune Quote #170
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Fortune Quote #169
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Monday, January 21, 2013
Fortune Quote #168
POLITICS: Poli (many) + tics (blood sucking parasites)
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Fortune Quote #167
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of
us who do."
us who do."
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Fortune Quote #166
"People who can't laugh at themselves leave the task to others."
Friday, January 18, 2013
Fortune Quote #165
"On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten."
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Fortune Quote #164
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Fortune Quote #163
"No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong."
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Monday, January 14, 2013
Fortune Quote #161
"Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs."
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Fortune Quote #160
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Fortune Quote #159
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
Friday, January 11, 2013
Fortune Quote #158
"Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been
looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."
looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Fortune Quote #157
"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Fortune Quote #156
"It takes, on average, about fifteen years to become an over-night
success."
success."
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Fortune Quote #155
"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious."
ingenious."
Monday, January 7, 2013
Fortune Quote #154
"Intelligence is like a river: the deeper it is the less noise it makes."
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Fortune Quote #153
INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
you realize it was your money to start with.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
Fortune Quote #152
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
Friday, January 4, 2013
Fortune Quote #151
If you cannot think of anything pleasant to do, think of something
disagreeable that you ought to do. A thousand distracting activities will
spring immediately to mind.
disagreeable that you ought to do. A thousand distracting activities will
spring immediately to mind.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Fortune Quote #150
"If nobody uses it, there's a reason."
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Fortune Quote #149
"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep
me here."
me here."
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Fortune Quote #148
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
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