Monday, November 30, 2015

Fortune Quote #1216

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and
begin to stifle our yawns. -- Helen Rowland

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Fortune Quote #1215

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think. --
Ladies' Home Journal

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Fortune Quote #1214

Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what
attracts mosquitoes. -- Dr. Joyce Brothers

Friday, November 27, 2015

Fortune Quote #1213

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. --
Benjamin Franklin

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Fortune Quote #1212

It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may
be most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost
contentment, it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been
struck stone-blind. -- H. Warner Munn

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Fortune Quote #1211

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Fortune Quote #1210

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of
it. -- Oscar Wilde

Monday, November 23, 2015

Fortune Quote #1209

I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the
men. -- George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Fortune Quote #1208

I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Fortune Quote #1207

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and
for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be
blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln

Friday, November 20, 2015

Fortune Quote #1206

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a
woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Fortune Quote #1205

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. -- George Bernard
Shaw

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Fortune Quote #1204

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Fortune Quote #1203

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. --
Gloria Steinem

Monday, November 16, 2015

Fortune Quote #1202

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her
age. -- Robert Frost

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Fortune Quote #1201

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Fortune Quote #1200

Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible. --
Frank Zappa

Friday, November 13, 2015

Fortune Quote #1199

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there. --
Sydney J. Harris

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Fortune Quote #1198

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Fortune Quote #1197

Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the
80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some
condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some
cigarettes."

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Fortune Quote #1196

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A:
One less drunk.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Fortune Quote #1195

"What is a compact city? It is one that can be guarded by finitely many
near-sighted policemen." -- Peter Lax

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Fortune Quote #1194

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Fortune Quote #1193

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only
one, but that has to really *want* to change.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Fortune Quote #1192

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One.
He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an
earlier joke.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Fortune Quote #1191

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None; the
lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Fortune Quote #1190

The only way tcsh "rocks" is when the rocks are attached to its feet in
the deepest part of a very deep lake. -- Linus Torvalds

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Fortune Quote #1189

Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity, so if
people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on
non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better. --
Richard Stallman

Monday, November 2, 2015

Fortune Quote #1188

The truth is not free. It's that simple. If you change the truth, it is
no longer true--so the truth is not free! -- Jules Bean, about
freeness of documentation

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Fortune Quote #1187

These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After unzipping,
these files can be viewed in any text editor, including all versions of
Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer. -- From
Micro$oft