Friday, September 30, 2016

Fortune Quote #1521

"Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun."

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Fortune Quote #1520

"Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from
where you left them to where you can't find them."

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Fortune Quote #1519

If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some. --
Ben Franklin

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Fortune Quote #1518

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers. But a
diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers. -- Swami
Prabhupada

Monday, September 26, 2016

Fortune Quote #1517

If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment. -- Douglas Jerrold

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Fortune Quote #1516

Human resources are human first, and resources second. -- J.
Garbers

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Fortune Quote #1515

God helps them that themselves. -- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor
Richard's Almanac"

Friday, September 23, 2016

Fortune Quote #1514

God help those who do not help themselves. -- Wilson Mizner

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Fortune Quote #1513

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent
perspiration. -- Thomas Alva Edison

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Fortune Quote #1512

Everyone who comes in here wants three things: (1) They want it quick.
(2) They want it good. (3) They want it cheap. I tell 'em to pick two and
call me back. -- A sign on the back wall of a small printing company

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Fortune Quote #1511

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes
up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to
death. It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun
comes up, you'd better be running."

Monday, September 19, 2016

Fortune Quote #1510

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to
stick to one thing till it gets there. -- Josh Billings

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Fortune Quote #1509

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the
beholder. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Fortune Quote #1508

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the
ends. -- Herbert Hoover

Friday, September 16, 2016

Fortune Quote #1507

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on
which the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that
he can make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your
ears. But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of
cider. -- Sky Masterson's Father

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Fortune Quote #1506

Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Fortune Quote #1505

Rick: "How can you close me up? On what grounds?" Renault: "I'm
shocked! Shocked! To find that gambling is going on here." Croupier
(handing money to Renault): "Your winnings, sir." Renault: "Oh. Thank you
very much." -- Casablanca

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Fortune Quote #1504

It's like deja vu all over again. -- Yogi Berra

Monday, September 12, 2016

Fortune Quote #1503

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another--but
which one? Differences are crucial. -- Lazarus Long

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Fortune Quote #1501

Golfer Bobby Jones, on being told that it was 105 degrees in the
shade: "I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade."

Friday, September 9, 2016

Fortune Quote #1500

"Don't let go of what you've got hold of, until you have hold of something
else." -- First Rule of Wing Walking

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Fortune Quote #1499

All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than
others. -- Alan Truscott

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Fortune Quote #1498

What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. --
Wittgenstein

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Fortune Quote #1497

What is the antecedent of "it" in the sentence "What time is it?"?

Monday, September 5, 2016

Fortune Quote #1496

To generalize is to be an idiot. -- William Blake

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Fortune Quote #1495

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Fortune Quote #1494

Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is
irksome and three minutes is a long time. -- A.E. Houseman

Friday, September 2, 2016

Thursday, September 1, 2016