Monday, August 31, 2015

Fortune Quote #1125

God made the integers, all else is the work of man. -- Leopold
Kronecker

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Fortune Quote #1124

God made the integers, all else is the work of man. -- Leopold
Kronecker God created infinity, and man, unable to understand infinity,
had to invent finite sets. -- Gian-Carlo Rota

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Fortune Quote #1123

God created infinity, and man, unable to understand infinity, had to
invent finite sets. -- Gian-Carlo Rota

Friday, August 28, 2015

Fortune Quote #1122

We have one, which in this case is usually called zero, and
multiplication, which is usually called addition. -- Igor
Belegradek (on the real numbers as a topological group)

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Fortune Quote #1121

Louis Couturat defined `one' as the number of elements of a class in which
any two elements are identical. Henri Poincare's response was "I am afraid
that if we asked Couturat what `two' is, he would be obliged to use the
word `one'."

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Fortune Quote #1120

Zero is the number of objects that satisfy a condition that is never
satisfied. But as `never' means `in no case' I do not see that any great
progress has been made. -- Henri Poincare, on the logistic movement
in math

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Fortune Quote #1119

Man is the religious animal. He's the only one who's got the true
religion--several of them. -- Mark Twain

Monday, August 24, 2015

Fortune Quote #1118

The Law of Conservation of Ignorance (by Georg Cantor): "A false
conclusion once arrived at and widely accepted is not easily dislodged, and
the less it is understood, the more tenaciously it is held."

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Fortune Quote #1117

I shall persevere until I find something that is certain--or, at least,
until I find for certain that nothing is certain. -- Rene Descartes

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Fortune Quote #1116

`Mathematizing' may well be a creative activity of man, like language or
music, of primary originality, whose historical decisions defy complete
objective rationalization. -- Herman Weyl

Friday, August 21, 2015

Fortune Quote #1115

Logic can make us reject certain proofs but it cannot make us believe any
proof. -- Henri Lebesgue

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Fortune Quote #1114

When a somewhat long argument leads us to a simple and striking result, we
are not satisfied until we have show that we could have foreseen, if not
the entire result, at least its principal features. -- Poincare

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Fortune Quote #1113

Proof is an idol before whom the mathematician tortures himself.
-- Arthur Stanley Eddington

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Fortune Quote #1112

There are three levels of understanding of a proof. The lowest is the
pleasant feeling of having grasped the argument; the second is the ability
to repeat it; and the third or top level is that of being able to refute
it. -- Karl Popper

Monday, August 17, 2015

Fortune Quote #1111

The supreme triumph of reason is to cast doubt on its own
validity. -- Miguel de Unamuno

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Fortune Quote #1110

Reason's last step is the recognition that there are an infinite number of
things that are beyond it. -- Pascal

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Fortune Quote #1109

Logic is the hygiene which the mathematician practices to keep his ideas
healthy and strong. -- Herman Weyl

Friday, August 14, 2015

Fortune Quote #1108

The good statistician... distrusts all figures. He either knows the
fellow who found them or he does not know him; in either case he is
suspicious. -- Peter F. Drucker, "The Effective Executive"

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Fortune Quote #1107

An English mathematician was asked by his very religious colleague, "Do
you believe in one God?" His answer was "Yes, up to isomorphism!"

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Fortune Quote #1106

Q: What's the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero, because all
the Poles are in Eastern Europe! [Actually, there ARE some Poles in
Western Europe, but they are removable.]

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Fortune Quote #1105

Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A: A nervous wreck.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Fortune Quote #1104

It's a harsh life on the blackboard! -- Vin de Silva

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Fortune Quote #1103

Why can't people just do wholesome things like wear clothing of the
opposite gender? -- Ari Nieh

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Fortune Quote #1102

I have a feeling that the bits of the world are being held together by
invisible people doing invisible things. -- Vin de Silva

Friday, August 7, 2015

Fortune Quote #1101

There are so many things that sound obscene in the field of
topology. -- Ari Nieh

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Fortune Quote #1100

Anything that's finite is boring. -- John Conway

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Fortune Quote #1099

Vin: "An Abstraction is like this big green monster..." Mira: "You're
wearing a green shirt." Vin: "Oh, you spotted my evil plan right away!"

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Fortune Quote #1098

Leo: "But that number doesn't exist!" Kumar Murty: "And has that ever
stopped us?"

Monday, August 3, 2015

Fortune Quote #1097

Leo, upon learning that unique factorization fails in Z[sqrt(-5)]: "I feel
crushed now. I feel like my heart has been ripped out."

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Fortune Quote #1096

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Fortune Quote #1095

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. --
Robert Heinlein