Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fortune Quote #178

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Fortune Quote #177

Sure God created man before woman... but then you always make a rough
draft before The Final Masterpiece.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Fortune Quote #176

Some doctors say that cheerful people resist disease better than grumpy
ones. The surly bird catches the germ.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Fortune Quote #174

SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient
who doesn't get it.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Fortune Quote #173

"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."

Friday, January 25, 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Fortune Quote #171

RADICAL: A person whose left hand *does* know what his other left hand is
doing.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Fortune Quote #170

RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Fortune Quote #169

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Fortune Quote #168

POLITICS: Poli (many) + tics (blood sucking parasites)

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Fortune Quote #167

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of
us who do."

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Fortune Quote #166

"People who can't laugh at themselves leave the task to others."

Friday, January 18, 2013

Fortune Quote #165

"On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten."

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Fortune Quote #163

"No job is so simple that it can't be done wrong."

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Monday, January 14, 2013

Fortune Quote #161

"Men will sooner surrender their rights than their customs."

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Fortune Quote #160

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Fortune Quote #159

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

Friday, January 11, 2013

Fortune Quote #158

"Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been
looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle."

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Fortune Quote #157

"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Fortune Quote #156

"It takes, on average, about fifteen years to become an over-night
success."

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Fortune Quote #155

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious."

Monday, January 7, 2013

Fortune Quote #154

"Intelligence is like a river: the deeper it is the less noise it makes."

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Fortune Quote #153

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Fortune Quote #152

"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."

Friday, January 4, 2013

Fortune Quote #151

If you cannot think of anything pleasant to do, think of something
disagreeable that you ought to do. A thousand distracting activities will
spring immediately to mind.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Fortune Quote #149

"I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep
me here."

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Fortune Quote #148

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."