Monday, February 29, 2016

Fortune Quote #1307

Relations between pure and applied mathematicians are based on trust and
understanding. Namely, pure mathematicians do not trust applied
mathematicians, and applied mathematicians do not understand pure
mathematicians.

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Fortune Quote #1306

To mathematicians, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists,
solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Fortune Quote #1305

You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than
about 10^12 to 1. -- Ernest Rutherford

Friday, February 26, 2016

Fortune Quote #1304

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles
closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still
there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing
as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Fortune Quote #1303

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.
But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute -- and it's longer than any
hour. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Fortune Quote #1302

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? -- Will Harvey

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Fortune Quote #1301

What I've done, of course, is total garbage. -- R. Willard, Pure
Math 430a

Monday, February 22, 2016

Fortune Quote #1300

We warn the reader in advance that the proof presented here depends on a
clever but highly unmotivated trick. -- Howard Anton, "Elementary
Linear Algebra"

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Fortune Quote #1299

Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. -- Sir Francis Bacon

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Fortune Quote #1298

We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his own
facts. -- Patrick Moynihan

Friday, February 19, 2016

Fortune Quote #1297

We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides
us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own
feeling is that it is not crazy enough. -- Niels Bohr

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Fortune Quote #1296

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have
none. -- Doug Larson

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Fortune Quote #1295

Understanding is always the understanding of a smaller problem in relation
to a bigger problem. -- P.D. Ouspensky

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Fortune Quote #1294

Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what
we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. --
Bertrand Russell

Monday, February 15, 2016

Fortune Quote #1293

"This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's
constant." And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's
been called by others the fiddle factor..." -- From a 1B Electrical
Engineering lecture.

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Fortune Quote #1292

This is the theory that Jack built. This is the flaw that lay in the
theory that Jack built. This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw
that lay in...

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Fortune Quote #1291

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're
talking about. -- John von Neumann

Friday, February 12, 2016

Fortune Quote #1290

There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express
it. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Fortune Quote #1289

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -- E. Hubbard

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Fortune Quote #1288

The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen and
stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Fortune Quote #1287

The subspace W inherits the other 8 properties of V. And there aren't
even any property taxes. -- J. MacKay, Mathematics 134b

Monday, February 8, 2016

Fortune Quote #1286

"The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant
biology."

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Fortune Quote #1285

The solution of problems is the most characteristic and peculiar sort of
voluntary thinking. -- William James

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Fortune Quote #1284

The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and
tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will
have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy... neither its pipes nor its
theories will hold water.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Fortune Quote #1283

The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the `social
sciences' is: some do, some don't. -- Ernest Rutherford

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Fortune Quote #1282

The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Fortune Quote #1281

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is
to build better mice.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Fortune Quote #1280

The function of the expert is not to be more right than other people, but
to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons. -- Dr. David Butler,
British psephologist

Monday, February 1, 2016

Fortune Quote #1279

The laws of population growth tell us that approximately half the people
who were ever born in the history of the world are now dead. There is
therefore a 0.5 probability that this message is being read by a
corpse. -- John W. Campbell