Fortune Quote #360

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he
gave it to. -- Dorothy Parker

Fortune Quote #359

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried
it. -- Donald E. Knuth

Fortune Quote #358

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the
rain. -- Dolly Parton

Fortune Quote #357

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
-- Dick Cavett

Fortune Quote #356

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble. -- Dennis Fakes

Fortune Quote #355

Nothing is so easy as to deceive one's self; for what we wish, that we
readily believe. -- Demosthenes

Fortune Quote #354

The manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important
than the thing that must be endured. -- Dean Gooderham Acheson

Fortune Quote #353

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to
burn. -- David Russell

Fortune Quote #352

You know when you're changing into your pajamas and you realize that your
shirt was inside out all day? I'm like that all the time. -- Danna
Shulman

Fortune Quote #351

Things always look brighter in the morning, if only because the sun's
up. -- Danna Shulman

Fortune Quote #350

There are few experiences more humiliating than being evicted by a
dustball. -- Danna Shulman

Fortune Quote #349

Just because you can fit your mouth around it doesn't mean it's
edible. -- Danna Shulman

Fortune Quote #348

Instead of grabbing life by the throat and strangling it, you should try
taking it by the hand and shaking. -- Danna Shulman

Fortune Quote #347

I wish moonflowers had the same relationship with unicorns that marigolds
do with butterflies. -- Danna Shulman

Fortune Quote #346

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools
do. -- Dale Carnegie

Fortune Quote #345

It is so much more difficult to live with one's body than with one's soul.
One's body is so much more exacting: what it won't have it won't have, and
nothing can make bitter into sweet. -- D.H. Lawrence

Fortune Quote #344

We are all serving a life-sentence in the dungeon of self. --
Cyril Connolly

Fortune Quote #343

No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
-- Cyril Connolly

Fortune Quote #342

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the
public and have no self. -- Cyril Connolly

Fortune Quote #341

Nature has placed nothing so high that virtue can not reach it. --
Curtius-Rufus

Fortune Quote #340

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief moments are
called panic. -- Cullen Hightower

Fortune Quote #339

When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them. -- Confucius

Fortune Quote #338

When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. -- Confucius

Fortune Quote #337

We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in
endeavoring to think so ourselves. -- Confucius

Fortune Quote #336

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and
all moral development. -- Confucius

Fortune Quote #335

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection which is
noblest; second, by imitation, which is the easiest; and third, by
experience, which is the bitterest. -- Confucius

Fortune Quote #334

Television is the first truly democratic culture--the first culture
available to everyone and entirely governed by what the people want. The
most terrifying thing is what people do want. -- Clive Barnes

Fortune Quote #333

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to
get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman

Fortune Quote #332

Life is like riding a bicycle; you don't fall off unless you stop
pedaling. -- Claude Pepper

Fortune Quote #331

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it
should end there. -- Clare Boothe Luce

Fortune Quote #330

Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of
which all mankind are agreed. -- Cicero