Thursday, February 28, 2013

Fortune Quote #206

Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies. --
Uthacalthing (David Brin, "The Uplift War")

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Fortune Quote #205

Brooke's Law: "Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn
fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it
beyond recognition."

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fortune Quote #204

"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."

Monday, February 25, 2013

Fortune Quote #203

"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Fortune Quote #202

When aiming for the lowest common denominator, be prepared for the
occasional division by zero.

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Fortune Quote #201

"When a package is sent by car it is called shipping. But when it is sent
by ship it is called cargo."

Friday, February 22, 2013

Fortune Quote #200

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that three
of his fingers are pointing at himself."

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Fortune Quote #199

"What is the question that contains the word cantaloupe for no apparent
reason?"

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Fortune Quote #198

"We should consider ourselves as spirits having a human experience rather
than humans having an occasional spiritual experience."

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Fortune Quote #197

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around."

Monday, February 18, 2013

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Fortune Quote #195

"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles."

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Fortune Quote #194

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many,
it's research. -- Wilson Mizner

Friday, February 15, 2013

Fortune Quote #193

"To lose your love is to have lived a thousand lives, and have them end
all at once."

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Fortune Quote #192

"To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse."

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Fortune Quote #191

"Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like an orange."

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Fortune Quote #190

This sentence will end before you can say "Jack Rob

Monday, February 11, 2013

Fortune Quote #189

There is the case of the voter who when asked by a pollster what were the
reasons for the ignorance and apathy of the American public, responded, "I
don't know and I don't care."

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Fortune Quote #188

There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet
met.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Fortune Quote #187

"The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions."

Friday, February 8, 2013

Fortune Quote #186

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Fortune Quote #185

The mind is like a TV set: when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn
off the sound.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Fortune Quote #184

"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Fortune Quote #183

The last two words of this sentence are umop apisdn.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Fortune Quote #182

"The heart of a fool is in his mouth; the mouth of a wise man is in his
heart."

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Fortune Quote #181

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Fortune Quote #180

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Fortune Quote #179

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either."