Where subtlety fails us we must simply make do with cream pies. --
Uthacalthing (David Brin, "The Uplift War")
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Fortune Quote #205
Brooke's Law: "Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn
fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it
beyond recognition."
fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it
beyond recognition."
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Fortune Quote #204
"When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire."
Monday, February 25, 2013
Fortune Quote #203
"When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty."
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Fortune Quote #202
When aiming for the lowest common denominator, be prepared for the
occasional division by zero.
occasional division by zero.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Fortune Quote #201
"When a package is sent by car it is called shipping. But when it is sent
by ship it is called cargo."
by ship it is called cargo."
Friday, February 22, 2013
Fortune Quote #200
"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that three
of his fingers are pointing at himself."
of his fingers are pointing at himself."
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Fortune Quote #199
"What is the question that contains the word cantaloupe for no apparent
reason?"
reason?"
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Fortune Quote #198
"We should consider ourselves as spirits having a human experience rather
than humans having an occasional spiritual experience."
than humans having an occasional spiritual experience."
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Fortune Quote #197
"Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around."
Monday, February 18, 2013
Fortune Quote #196
"Two wrongs are only the beginning."
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Fortune Quote #195
"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles."
principles."
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Fortune Quote #194
If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many,
it's research. -- Wilson Mizner
it's research. -- Wilson Mizner
Friday, February 15, 2013
Fortune Quote #193
"To lose your love is to have lived a thousand lives, and have them end
all at once."
all at once."
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Fortune Quote #192
"To let a fool kiss you is stupid, to let a kiss fool you is worse."
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Fortune Quote #191
"Time flies like an arrow and fruit flies like an orange."
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Fortune Quote #190
This sentence will end before you can say "Jack Rob
Monday, February 11, 2013
Fortune Quote #189
There is the case of the voter who when asked by a pollster what were the
reasons for the ignorance and apathy of the American public, responded, "I
don't know and I don't care."
reasons for the ignorance and apathy of the American public, responded, "I
don't know and I don't care."
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Fortune Quote #188
There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet
met.
met.
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Fortune Quote #187
"The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions."
Friday, February 8, 2013
Fortune Quote #186
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Fortune Quote #185
The mind is like a TV set: when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn
off the sound.
off the sound.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Fortune Quote #184
"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Fortune Quote #183
The last two words of this sentence are umop apisdn.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Fortune Quote #182
"The heart of a fool is in his mouth; the mouth of a wise man is in his
heart."
heart."
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Fortune Quote #181
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Fortune Quote #180
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Fortune Quote #179
"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either."
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