Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Fortune Quote #514

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when
it's necessary to compromise. -- Larry Wall

Monday, December 30, 2013

Fortune Quote #513

This has been planned for some time. I guess we'll just have to find
someone with an exceptionally round tuit. -- Larry Wall

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Fortune Quote #512

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do,
after all. -- Larry Wall

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Fortune Quote #511

Personally, I like to defiantly split my infinitives. -- Larry Wall

Friday, December 27, 2013

Fortune Quote #510

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun,
too. Ask any mitochondria. -- Larry Wall

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Fortune Quote #509

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. -- Larry
Wall

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Fortune Quote #508

Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that
already. -- Larry Wall

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Fortune Quote #507

No, I'm not going to explain it. If you can't figure it out, you didn't
want to know anyway... -- Larry Wall

Monday, December 23, 2013

Fortune Quote #506

It doesn't much matter whether the universe itself is true or false, just
as long as it makes a good story. -- Larry Wall

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Fortune Quote #505

I'd put my money where my mouth is, but my mouth keeps moving. --
Larry Wall

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Fortune Quote #504

As usual, I'm overstating the case to knock a few neurons loose, but the
truth is usually somewhere in the muddle, uh, middle. -- Larry Wall

Friday, December 20, 2013

Fortune Quote #503

And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and
space, because that's exactly how much difference there is. --
Larry Wall

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Fortune Quote #502

By steadily disciplining the animal nature, until it becomes one pointed,
it is possible to establish conscious awareness of The Eternal. --
Lao-Tzu

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Fortune Quote #501

Lady Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." [This
quotation is probably apocryphal; Fred Shapiro, in The Yale Book of
Quotations, tracked the origins of the phrase to a joke line from a 1900
edition of The Chicago Tribune.]

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Fortune Quote #500

Bessie Braddock: "Winston [Churchill], you are drunk, and what's more,
you are disgustingly drunk." Winston Churchill: "And I might say, Mrs.
Braddock, you are ugly, and what's more, disgustingly ugly. But
tomorrow, I shall be sober."

Monday, December 16, 2013

Fortune Quote #499

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality
that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have
told it to the same person? -- La Rochefoucauld

Fortune Quote #498

If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. --
Kurt Lewin

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Fortune Quote #497

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. -- Kin Hubbard

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Fortune Quote #496

Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays. --
Kierkegaard

Friday, December 13, 2013

Fortune Quote #495

In a world as crazy as this one, it ought to be easy to find something
that happens solely by chance. It isn't. -- Kevin McKeen

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Fortune Quote #494

An eye for an eye - and the whole world would be blind. -- Kahlil
Gibran

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Fortune Quote #493

Just as too much charity is the handiwork of a fool, so too much patience
is the hallmark of a coward. -- Kabbalah

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Fortune Quote #492

You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some with you. --
Joubert

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Fortune Quote #491

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the
demand. -- Josh Billings

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Fortune Quote #490

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. --
Joseph Stalin

Friday, December 6, 2013

Fortune Quote #489

Life itself is a quotation. -- Jorge Luis Borges

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Fortune Quote #488

Every man is rich or poor according to the proportion between his desires
and his enjoyments. -- Johnson

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Fortune Quote #487

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out
of. -- Johnny Bench

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Fortune Quote #486

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I
have six children and no theories. -- John Wilmot

Monday, December 2, 2013

Fortune Quote #485

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much. -- John Wayne

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Fortune Quote #484

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but
what they become by it. -- John Ruskin