Monday, March 31, 2014

Fortune Quote #604

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself
on fire. -- Reggie Leach

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Fortune Quote #603

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Fortune Quote #602

Nature is too thin a screen; the glory of the omnipresent God bursts
through everywhere. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, March 28, 2014

Fortune Quote #601

Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes. -- Ralph
Waldo Emerson

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Fortune Quote #600

A man finds room in the few square inches of his face for the traits of
all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his
wants. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Fortune Quote #599

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little
statesmen and philosophers and divines. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Fortune Quote #598

When I was teaching mathematics to future naval officers during the war, I
was told that the Navy had found that the men who had studied calculus made
better line officers than men who had not studied calculus. Nothing is
clearer (it was clear even to the Navy) than that a line officer never has
the slightest use for calculus. -- R.P. Boas, Jr.

Monday, March 24, 2014

Fortune Quote #597

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Fortune Quote #596

It is not the object of war to annihilate those who have given provocation
for it, but to cause them to mend their ways; not to ruin the innocent and
guilty alike, but to save both. -- Polybius

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Fortune Quote #595

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, it is a fire to be kindled.
-- Plutarch

Friday, March 21, 2014

Fortune Quote #594

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh
friends. -- Plutarch

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fortune Quote #593

It is an observation no less just than common, that there is no stronger
test of a man's real character than power and authority, exciting as they
do every passion, and discovering every latent vice. -- Plutarch

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Fortune Quote #592

Hope is the pillar that holds up the world. -- Pliny the Elder

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Fortune Quote #591

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have
to say something. -- Plato

Monday, March 17, 2014

Fortune Quote #590

A Mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. --
Paul Erdos

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Fortune Quote #589

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by
everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the
exact opposite. -- Paul Dirac

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Fortune Quote #588

Death is a displaced name for a linguistic predicament. -- Paul De
Man

Friday, March 14, 2014

Fortune Quote #587

Wherever your mind is, that is how you will spend your time. --
Paramahansa Yogananda

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Fortune Quote #586

If one duty contradicts another duty, it is not a true duty. --
Paramahansa Yogananda

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Fortune Quote #585

Fools argue; wise men discuss. -- Paramahansa Yogananda

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Fortune Quote #584

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left
undone. -- Pablo Picasso

Monday, March 10, 2014

Fortune Quote #583

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest
of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Fortune Quote #582

The brotherhood of man is not a mere poet's dream: it is a most depressing
and humiliating reality. -- Oscar Wilde

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Fortune Quote #581

The Soul is born old, but it grows young; that is the comedy of life. The
Body is born young and grows old; that is life's tragedy. -- Oscar
Wilde

Friday, March 7, 2014

Fortune Quote #580

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. -- Oscar Wilde

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Fortune Quote #579

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without
civilization in between. -- Oscar Wilde

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Fortune Quote #578

To reach the port of Heaven we must sail sometimes with the wind and
sometimes against it. But we must sail, and not drift or lie at
anchor. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Fortune Quote #577

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine
on it, the more it will contract. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Monday, March 3, 2014

Fortune Quote #576

Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust. --
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Fortune Quote #575

Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? -- Obi
Wan Kenobi

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Fortune Quote #574

Notice in the Ely Standard: "We apologize for the error in last week's
paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the
police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the
police farce."