The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and
begin to stifle our yawns. -- Helen Rowland
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Fortune Quote #1215
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think. --
Ladies' Home Journal
that the average man can see much better than he can think. --
Ladies' Home Journal
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Fortune Quote #1214
Scientists still know less about what attracts men than they do about what
attracts mosquitoes. -- Dr. Joyce Brothers
attracts mosquitoes. -- Dr. Joyce Brothers
Friday, November 27, 2015
Fortune Quote #1213
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. --
Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Fortune Quote #1212
It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may
be most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost
contentment, it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been
struck stone-blind. -- H. Warner Munn
be most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost
contentment, it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been
struck stone-blind. -- H. Warner Munn
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Fortune Quote #1211
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. -- Anton Chekhov
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Fortune Quote #1210
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of
it. -- Oscar Wilde
it. -- Oscar Wilde
Monday, November 23, 2015
Fortune Quote #1209
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the
men. -- George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)
men. -- George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans)
Sunday, November 22, 2015
Fortune Quote #1208
I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor
Saturday, November 21, 2015
Fortune Quote #1207
I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and
for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be
blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln
for this reason: I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be
blockhead enough to have me. -- Abraham Lincoln
Friday, November 20, 2015
Fortune Quote #1206
I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a
woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
woman got pregnant, someone left town. -- Michael Prichard
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Fortune Quote #1205
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. -- George Bernard
Shaw
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. -- George Bernard
Shaw
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Fortune Quote #1204
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself,
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie
and the wife smiles and lets it go at that. -- Barrie
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Fortune Quote #1203
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. --
Gloria Steinem
Gloria Steinem
Monday, November 16, 2015
Fortune Quote #1202
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her
age. -- Robert Frost
age. -- Robert Frost
Sunday, November 15, 2015
Fortune Quote #1201
A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
Saturday, November 14, 2015
Fortune Quote #1200
Without deviations from the norm, progress is not possible. --
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Friday, November 13, 2015
Fortune Quote #1199
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there. --
Sydney J. Harris
Sydney J. Harris
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Fortune Quote #1198
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein
source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Fortune Quote #1197
Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the
80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some
condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some
cigarettes."
80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some
condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers, "and some
cigarettes."
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Fortune Quote #1196
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A:
One less drunk.
One less drunk.
Monday, November 9, 2015
Fortune Quote #1195
"What is a compact city? It is one that can be guarded by finitely many
near-sighted policemen." -- Peter Lax
near-sighted policemen." -- Peter Lax
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Fortune Quote #1194
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Fortune Quote #1193
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only
one, but that has to really *want* to change.
one, but that has to really *want* to change.
Friday, November 6, 2015
Fortune Quote #1192
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One.
He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an
earlier joke.
He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an
earlier joke.
Thursday, November 5, 2015
Fortune Quote #1191
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None; the
lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Fortune Quote #1190
The only way tcsh "rocks" is when the rocks are attached to its feet in
the deepest part of a very deep lake. -- Linus Torvalds
the deepest part of a very deep lake. -- Linus Torvalds
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Fortune Quote #1189
Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity, so if
people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on
non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better. --
Richard Stallman
people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on
non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better. --
Richard Stallman
Monday, November 2, 2015
Fortune Quote #1188
The truth is not free. It's that simple. If you change the truth, it is
no longer true--so the truth is not free! -- Jules Bean, about
freeness of documentation
no longer true--so the truth is not free! -- Jules Bean, about
freeness of documentation
Sunday, November 1, 2015
Fortune Quote #1187
These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After unzipping,
these files can be viewed in any text editor, including all versions of
Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer. -- From
Micro$oft
these files can be viewed in any text editor, including all versions of
Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer. -- From
Micro$oft
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