My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are
content with your failure. -- Abraham Lincoln
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Fortune Quote #1763
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
-- Abraham Lincoln
Monday, May 29, 2017
Fortune Quote #1762
Among free men there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the
bullet. -- Abraham Lincoln
bullet. -- Abraham Lincoln
Sunday, May 28, 2017
Fortune Quote #1761
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy. -- Thich Nhat Hanh
can be the source of your joy. -- Thich Nhat Hanh
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Fortune Quote #1760
When I was born I was so surprised that I couldn't talk for a year and a
half. -- Gracie Allen
half. -- Gracie Allen
Friday, May 26, 2017
Fortune Quote #1759
"May you live in interesting times." -- An old Chinese (or maybe
Irish) curse
Irish) curse
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Fortune Quote #1758
I see that Parliament's first act after the end of the war in Europe has
been to rescind the Bill making it a punishable offence to spread gloom and
despondency. So great was our danger in certain years that we were
forbidden to look miserable. Now we can be as unhappy as we please.
Freedom is returning. -- Vere Hodgson
been to rescind the Bill making it a punishable offence to spread gloom and
despondency. So great was our danger in certain years that we were
forbidden to look miserable. Now we can be as unhappy as we please.
Freedom is returning. -- Vere Hodgson
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Fortune Quote #1757
"There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot
do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
Fortune Quote #1756
To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again -- this is the brave and
happy life. -- J.E. Buchrose
happy life. -- J.E. Buchrose
Monday, May 22, 2017
Fortune Quote #1755
Everything's funnier when British people say it. Just look at British
comedy... none of that would be remotely funny if Americans did it. It's
all about the accent and the attitude. -- Deborah Eason
comedy... none of that would be remotely funny if Americans did it. It's
all about the accent and the attitude. -- Deborah Eason
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Fortune Quote #1754
The Three (Four) Laws of (Mathcamp) Humor: (1) Everything is funny out of
context, (2) Everything is funnier the more you say it, (3) Everything is
funniest after midnight, and (4) It's always after midnight.
context, (2) Everything is funnier the more you say it, (3) Everything is
funniest after midnight, and (4) It's always after midnight.
Saturday, May 20, 2017
Fortune Quote #1753
Yvonne's Law: "Something which is done is always easier than something
which is not done."
which is not done."
Friday, May 19, 2017
Fortune Quote #1752
Take Heart! Although we have the power to destory what the will of love
created, need we ask which will prevail: the power of our kind or the will
of [the] Divine? -- "Ambassador" (written on the wall of a restroom
in Maine)
created, need we ask which will prevail: the power of our kind or the will
of [the] Divine? -- "Ambassador" (written on the wall of a restroom
in Maine)
Thursday, May 18, 2017
Fortune Quote #1751
We are not simply an arrangement of beautiful elements, we are [a]
beautiful arrangement of simple elements. -- "Ambassador" (written
on the wall of a restroom in Maine)
beautiful arrangement of simple elements. -- "Ambassador" (written
on the wall of a restroom in Maine)
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Fortune Quote #1750
Live as if conflict is not inevitable. -- "Ambassador" (written on
the wall of a restroom in Maine)
the wall of a restroom in Maine)
Tuesday, May 16, 2017
Fortune Quote #1749
There will be no special day in which the Creator will "come." God is
already present within and without. -- "Ambassador" (written on the
wall of a restroom in Maine)
already present within and without. -- "Ambassador" (written on the
wall of a restroom in Maine)
Monday, May 15, 2017
Fortune Quote #1748
Love is our only connection with the Creator. -- "Ambassador"
(written on the wall of a restroom in Maine)
(written on the wall of a restroom in Maine)
Sunday, May 14, 2017
Fortune Quote #1747
It is not the power of love that makes it desirable--it is our desire to
love that makes us powerful. -- "The Centurion" (written on the
wall of a restroom in Maine)
love that makes us powerful. -- "The Centurion" (written on the
wall of a restroom in Maine)
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Fortune Quote #1746
The flute is not an instrument of good moral character, it is too
exciting. -- Aristotle
exciting. -- Aristotle
Friday, May 12, 2017
Fortune Quote #1745
An old error is always more popular than a new truth. -- German
Proverb
Proverb
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Fortune Quote #1744
When money speaks, the truth keeps silent. -- Russian Proverb
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Fortune Quote #1743
So little trouble do men take in the search after truth; so readily do
they accept what first comes to hand. -- Thucydides
they accept what first comes to hand. -- Thucydides
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Fortune Quote #1742
It is not the facts which guide the conduct of men, but their opinions
about facts, which may be entirely wrong. We can only make them right by
discussion. -- Sir Norman Angell
about facts, which may be entirely wrong. We can only make them right by
discussion. -- Sir Norman Angell
Monday, May 8, 2017
Fortune Quote #1741
Tyger, Tyger, burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal
hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? -- William Blake
hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry? -- William Blake
Sunday, May 7, 2017
Fortune Quote #1740
When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword. When you meet a man
who is not a poet, do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth
century Zen master
who is not a poet, do not show him your poem. -- Rinzai, ninth
century Zen master
Saturday, May 6, 2017
Fortune Quote #1739
To whom the mornings are like nights, What must the midnights be!
-- Emily Dickinson (on hacking? or doing problem sets?)
-- Emily Dickinson (on hacking? or doing problem sets?)
Friday, May 5, 2017
Fortune Quote #1738
This is the way the world ends, This is the way the world ends, This is
the way the world ends, Not with a bang but with a whimper. -- T.S.
Eliot, "The Hollow Men"
the way the world ends, Not with a bang but with a whimper. -- T.S.
Eliot, "The Hollow Men"
Thursday, May 4, 2017
Fortune Quote #1737
There is something in the pang of change More than the heart can bear,
Unhappiness remembering happiness. -- Euripides
Unhappiness remembering happiness. -- Euripides
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
Fortune Quote #1736
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I
think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. --
Ogden Nash
think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. --
Ogden Nash
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Fortune Quote #1735
The rain it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella, But chiefly
on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. -- Lord
Bowen
on the just, because The unjust steals the just's umbrella. -- Lord
Bowen
Monday, May 1, 2017
Fortune Quote #1734
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet
my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- Ogden Nash, to
which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department
responded to something like a "three L lllama."
my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- Ogden Nash, to
which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department
responded to something like a "three L lllama."
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