Sunday, February 10, 2013

Fortune Quote #188

There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet
met.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Fortune Quote #187

"The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions."

Friday, February 8, 2013

Fortune Quote #186

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Fortune Quote #185

The mind is like a TV set: when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn
off the sound.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Fortune Quote #184

"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Fortune Quote #183

The last two words of this sentence are umop apisdn.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Fortune Quote #182

"The heart of a fool is in his mouth; the mouth of a wise man is in his
heart."

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Fortune Quote #181

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Fortune Quote #180

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Fortune Quote #179

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either."