There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet
met.
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Fortune Quote #187
"The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions."
Friday, February 8, 2013
Fortune Quote #186
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Fortune Quote #185
The mind is like a TV set: when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn
off the sound.
off the sound.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Fortune Quote #184
"The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math."
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Fortune Quote #183
The last two words of this sentence are umop apisdn.
Monday, February 4, 2013
Fortune Quote #182
"The heart of a fool is in his mouth; the mouth of a wise man is in his
heart."
heart."
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Fortune Quote #181
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Fortune Quote #180
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.
you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to
make sure.
Friday, February 1, 2013
Fortune Quote #179
"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either."
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