Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. -- Lazarus Long
(Robert A. Heinlein)
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Fortune Quote #613
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive
wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub
together. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub
together. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Fortune Quote #612
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is
a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make
messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe, and not make
messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Monday, April 7, 2014
Fortune Quote #611
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo
sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
-- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
-- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Sunday, April 6, 2014
Fortune Quote #610
A man does not insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his
morale. After a while he realizes she IS beautiful--he just hadn't noticed
it at first. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
morale. After a while he realizes she IS beautiful--he just hadn't noticed
it at first. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Saturday, April 5, 2014
Fortune Quote #609
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher
a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts,
build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders,
cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure,
program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts,
build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders,
cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure,
program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Friday, April 4, 2014
Fortune Quote #608
A generation which ignores history has no past--and no future. --
Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Fortune Quote #607
A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should
be shot on sight. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
be shot on sight. -- Lazarus Long (Robert A. Heinlein)
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Fortune Quote #606
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as
dumb as the next guy. -- Richard Feynman
dumb as the next guy. -- Richard Feynman
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Fortune Quote #605
Here is a test to find out whether your mission on Earth is finished. If
you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach
you're alive, it isn't. -- Richard Bach
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