Fortune Quote #808

The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became
varicose. -- David Lardner

Fortune Quote #807

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader
catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

Fortune Quote #806

The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are
born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. -- Sir
George Jessel

Fortune Quote #805

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my
tongue. -- Dorothy Parker

Fortune Quote #804

The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but
doesn't. -- Tom Crichton

Fortune Quote #803

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each
other. -- Ann Landers

Fortune Quote #802

Television -- the longest amateur night in history. -- Robert
Carson

Fortune Quote #801

Spare no expense to save money on this one. -- Samuel Goldwyn

Fortune Quote #800

Some performers on television appear to be horrible people, but when you
finally get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.
-- Avery

Fortune Quote #799

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful
objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives
us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard