Monday, August 10, 2015

Fortune Quote #1104

It's a harsh life on the blackboard! -- Vin de Silva

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Fortune Quote #1103

Why can't people just do wholesome things like wear clothing of the
opposite gender? -- Ari Nieh

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Fortune Quote #1102

I have a feeling that the bits of the world are being held together by
invisible people doing invisible things. -- Vin de Silva

Friday, August 7, 2015

Fortune Quote #1101

There are so many things that sound obscene in the field of
topology. -- Ari Nieh

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Fortune Quote #1100

Anything that's finite is boring. -- John Conway

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Fortune Quote #1099

Vin: "An Abstraction is like this big green monster..." Mira: "You're
wearing a green shirt." Vin: "Oh, you spotted my evil plan right away!"

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Fortune Quote #1098

Leo: "But that number doesn't exist!" Kumar Murty: "And has that ever
stopped us?"

Monday, August 3, 2015

Fortune Quote #1097

Leo, upon learning that unique factorization fails in Z[sqrt(-5)]: "I feel
crushed now. I feel like my heart has been ripped out."

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Fortune Quote #1096

Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is? A: One per person.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Fortune Quote #1095

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. --
Robert Heinlein