Fortune Quote

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Fortune Quote #1196

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A:
One less drunk.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Fortune Quote #1195

"What is a compact city? It is one that can be guarded by finitely many
near-sighted policemen." -- Peter Lax

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Fortune Quote #1194

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick!

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Fortune Quote #1193

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only
one, but that has to really *want* to change.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Fortune Quote #1192

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One.
He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an
earlier joke.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Fortune Quote #1191

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None; the
lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Fortune Quote #1190

The only way tcsh "rocks" is when the rocks are attached to its feet in
the deepest part of a very deep lake. -- Linus Torvalds

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Writing non-free software is not an ethically legitimate activity, so if
people who do this run into trouble, that's good! All businesses based on
non-free software ought to fail, and the sooner the better. --
Richard Stallman

Monday, November 2, 2015

Fortune Quote #1188

The truth is not free. It's that simple. If you change the truth, it is
no longer true--so the truth is not free! -- Jules Bean, about
freeness of documentation

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Fortune Quote #1187

These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After unzipping,
these files can be viewed in any text editor, including all versions of
Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer. -- From
Micro$oft