Thursday, November 10, 2016

Fortune Quote #1562

I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd
rather dance with the cows till you come home. -- Groucho Marx

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Fortune Quote #1561

When I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. -- Ogden
Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom Is"

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Fortune Quote #1560

"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." -- Groucho Marx,
from "The Book of Insults"

Monday, November 7, 2016

Fortune Quote #1559

Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. -- Walt
Kelly

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Fortune Quote #1558

Boy, life takes a long time to live. -- Steven Wright

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Fortune Quote #1557

Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and
none of his friends like him either. -- Oscar Wilde

Friday, November 4, 2016

Fortune Quote #1556

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too
dark to read. -- Groucho Marx

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Fortune Quote #1555

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other
bastard die for his. -- General Patton

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Fortune Quote #1554

Heaven have mercy on us all--Presbyterians and Pagans alike--for we are
all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need
mending. -- Herman Melville, "Moby-Dick"

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Fortune Quote #1553

Come a stove boat and stove body when they will, for stave my soul, Jove
himself cannot. -- Herman Melville, "Moby-Dick"