Fortune Quote #147

"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again."

Fortune Quote #146

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers
Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.

Fortune Quote #145

"He who knows, tells it not. He who tells, knows it not."

Fortune Quote #144

"He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead."

Fortune Quote #143

Half of the people in the world are below average. Well, below median,
anyway.

Fortune Quote #142

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Fortune Quote #141

"Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other."

Fortune Quote #140

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Fortune Quote #139

"Every time history repeats itself the price goes up."

Fortune Quote #138

"Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat."