Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Fortune Quote #788

"It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead."

Monday, September 29, 2014

Fortune Quote #787

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. --
Robert Benchley

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Fortune Quote #785

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallagher

Friday, September 26, 2014

Fortune Quote #784

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was
wrong. -- Lucy Van Pelt

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Fortune Quote #783

I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind. -- George Bernard Shaw

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Fortune Quote #782

I am a deeply superficial person. -- Andy Warhol

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Fortune Quote #781

He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
-- John Mason Brown, drama critic

Monday, September 22, 2014

Fortune Quote #780

George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note: "Bring a friend, if
you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused
himself as he had a previous engagement. He also attached the
following: "Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Fortune Quote #779

First things first--but not necessarily in that order. -- The
Doctor, "Doctor Who"