Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Fortune Quote #880

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of
whether submarines can swim. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Fortune Quote #879

The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants;
instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the
variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead
of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the
program, should the value of pi change. -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox
Computers

Monday, December 29, 2014

Fortune Quote #878

The idea that an arbitrary naive human should be able to properly use a
given tool without training or understanding is even more wrong for
computing than it is for other tools (e.g. automobiles, airplanes, guns,
power saws). -- Doug Gwyn

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Fortune Quote #877

The difference between art and science is that science is what we
understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything
else. -- Donald Knuth, "Discover"

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Fortune Quote #876

The connection between the language in which we think/program and the
problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason
restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer
errors is at best dangerous. -- Bjarne Stroustrup

Friday, December 26, 2014

Fortune Quote #875

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
loom weaves flowers and leaves. -- Ada Augusta, Countess of
Lovelace, the first programmer

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Fortune Quote #874

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete. For
you systems people, that means it's *real slow*. -- Bart Miller

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Fortune Quote #873

That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they
really hate is lousy programmers. -- Larry Niven and Jerry
Pournelle, in "Oath of Fealty"

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Fortune Quote #872

"Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware. Hardware
has limitations, software doesn't. It's a real shame that Turing machines
are so poor at I/O."

Monday, December 22, 2014

Fortune Quote #871

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C
programs. -- Robert Firth