Saturday, February 28, 2015

Fortune Quote #939

Ducharme's Axiom: "If you view your problem closely enough you will
recognize yourself as part of the problem."

Friday, February 27, 2015

Fortune Quote #938

DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state.

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Fortune Quote #937

DELIBERATION, n. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side
it is buttered on. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Fortune Quote #936

DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Fortune Quote #935

DATA, n. An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Fortune Quote #934

Cruickshank's Law of Committees: "If a committee is allowed to discuss a
bad idea long enough, it will inevitably decide to implement the idea
simply because so much work has already been done on it."

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Fortune Quote #933

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Fortune Quote #932

COURT, n. A place where they dispense with justice. -- Arthur Train

Friday, February 20, 2015

Fortune Quote #931

Corry's Law: "Paper is always strongest at the perforations."

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Fortune Quote #930

CONVERSATION, n. A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his
breath is called the listener.