Ducharme's Axiom: "If you view your problem closely enough you will
recognize yourself as part of the problem."
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Saturday, February 28, 2015
Friday, February 27, 2015
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Fortune Quote #937
DELIBERATION, n. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side
it is buttered on. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
it is buttered on. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Fortune Quote #936
DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. -- Ambrose Bierce
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Fortune Quote #935
DATA, n. An accrual of straws on the backs of theories.
Monday, February 23, 2015
Fortune Quote #934
Cruickshank's Law of Committees: "If a committee is allowed to discuss a
bad idea long enough, it will inevitably decide to implement the idea
simply because so much work has already been done on it."
bad idea long enough, it will inevitably decide to implement the idea
simply because so much work has already been done on it."
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Fortune Quote #933
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Fortune Quote #932
COURT, n. A place where they dispense with justice. -- Arthur Train
Friday, February 20, 2015
Fortune Quote #931
Corry's Law: "Paper is always strongest at the perforations."
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Fortune Quote #930
CONVERSATION, n. A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his
breath is called the listener.
breath is called the listener.
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