Fortune Quote #1094

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're
going to catch you in next. -- Franklin P. Jones

Fortune Quote #1093

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried taking candy from a baby. -- Robin Hood

Fortune Quote #1092

Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in
the milk. -- Henry David Thoreau

Fortune Quote #1091

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited
love. -- Charlie Brown

Fortune Quote #1090

If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does. -- Groucho Marx

Fortune Quote #1089

I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in
its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals. -- Henry
David Thoreau

Fortune Quote #1088

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat
it, and I just hate it. -- Clarence Darrow

Fortune Quote #1087

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand. -- Peter
Oakley

Fortune Quote #1086

"Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH
sides."

Fortune Quote #1085

The most common given name in the world is Mohammad; the most common
family name in the world is Chang. Can you imagine the enormous number of
people in the world named Mohammad Chang? -- Derek Wills