Sunday, July 31, 2016

Fortune Quote #1460

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure. -- Milt Barber

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Fortune Quote #1459

AMAZING BUT TRUE: There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were
spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert!

Friday, July 29, 2016

Fortune Quote #1458

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Fortune Quote #1457

"A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile."

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Fortune Quote #1456

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Fortune Quote #1455

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or
to the people. -- U.S. Constitution, Amendment 10 (Bill of Rights)

Monday, July 25, 2016

Fortune Quote #1454

Teenage drivers believe that they are immortal, and drive accordingly.
Nevertheless, you should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong.
-- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Fortune Quote #1453

When paying tolls, remember that it is necessary to release the quarter a
full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are traveling more than 60
MPH. -- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Fortune Quote #1452

When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not to
interfere with oncoming traffic. -- Massachusetts Driver Education
Manual

Friday, July 22, 2016

Fortune Quote #1451

Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go,
gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station? MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and
shot.