Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure. -- Milt Barber
A daily fortune or quote based on the Unix fortune program. Have it emailed to you daily, or browse this blog.
Sunday, July 31, 2016
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Fortune Quote #1459
AMAZING BUT TRUE: There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were
spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert!
spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert!
Friday, July 29, 2016
Fortune Quote #1458
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams
replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams
Thursday, July 28, 2016
Fortune Quote #1457
"A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile."
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Fortune Quote #1456
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to
examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley
examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Fortune Quote #1455
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or
to the people. -- U.S. Constitution, Amendment 10 (Bill of Rights)
prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or
to the people. -- U.S. Constitution, Amendment 10 (Bill of Rights)
Monday, July 25, 2016
Fortune Quote #1454
Teenage drivers believe that they are immortal, and drive accordingly.
Nevertheless, you should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong.
-- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual
Nevertheless, you should avoid the temptation to prove them wrong.
-- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Fortune Quote #1453
When paying tolls, remember that it is necessary to release the quarter a
full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are traveling more than 60
MPH. -- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual
full 3 seconds before passing the basket if you are traveling more than 60
MPH. -- Massachusetts Driver Education Manual
Saturday, July 23, 2016
Fortune Quote #1452
When traveling on a one-way street, stay to the right, so as not to
interfere with oncoming traffic. -- Massachusetts Driver Education
Manual
interfere with oncoming traffic. -- Massachusetts Driver Education
Manual
Friday, July 22, 2016
Fortune Quote #1451
Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go,
gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station? MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and
shot.
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go,
gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station? MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and
shot.
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