Fortune Quote #2098

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it. -- William Orton

Fortune Quote #2097

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot
yourself in the posterior. -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

Fortune Quote #2096

If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. --
Calvin Coolidge

Fortune Quote #2095

If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk
about it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing
else. -- Carlyle

Fortune Quote #2094

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.
-- Edward A. Murphy Jr.

Fortune Quote #2093

If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If the
weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the bulletin
covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will exceed all
expectations. -- Reverend Chichester

Fortune Quote #2092

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary
confinement.

Fortune Quote #2091

"I've seen, I SAY, I've seen better heads on a mug of beer" --
Senator Claghorn

Fortune Quote #2090

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral
slob. -- William F. Buckley

Fortune Quote #2089

I have made mistakes but I have never made the mistake of claiming that I
have never made one. -- James Gordon Bennett